May-December, or perhaps July

Elaine Robinson need not apply.

Next Tuesday, Fanny & Alexander in Palo Alto is hosting a Younger Man/Older Woman Party. This appears to be a pet cause of organizer Rich Gosse, who announces boldly in a press release: "The truth is that there are millions of American men who find older women attractive, and we will prove it at tonight's party!"

Several questions arise. How will people be carded at the door? How do you know if you're old or young enough?

And how will they fit all those men in F&A?