Well, if this isn't the most miserable "Lost" poster I've ever seen. Steal my pet turtle, abscond with my dropped jade earring, but for heaven's sake, don't take my Shakespeare.This sad sign is posted on Birch Street near California Avenue in Palo Alto. I feel for the guy who lost the print. I'd be unhappy enough to write in capital letters, too.
In his honor, I have been enjoying tooling around on various "Shakespeare Insults" sites. Fie upon the thief, who is clearly also a lumpish, milk-livered, beetle-headed measle.
(By the way, in case you can't make out the words in the photo, they read: "Reward for return, no questions asked, sentimental value. Call Nick: 650-814-2104.)
Photo by Rebecca Wallace
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